Autumn is unofficially upon us and we must now endure the onslaught of limited edition products, edible and otherwise, bearing the "pumpkin spice" label.
For humanity's sake, let the following never, ever be created:
Pumpkin spice lip balm
Who wouldn't want the taste of Thanksgiving dessert on their lips for the next two hours? Everyone.
Pumpkin spice gummy bears
There are plenty of other, more worthy flavours, that gummy bears should be available in. These include mango, watermelon, and literally everything else but pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin spice laundry detergent pods
It's not unusual for laundry detergents to bear fruity scents (e.g. lemon, apple, Thai dragon fruit), but the line should be drawn at pumpkin (yes, pumpkins are technically fruits).
Pumpkin spice licorice allsorts
Pumpkin spice toothpaste
Walk confidently into that meeting or first date, not with a minty fresh smile, but with the breath of someone who just scarfed down an entire pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin spice popsicles
"For those surprisingly hot autumn days, I like to cool off with the frozen equivalent of a slice of pumpkin pie," said no one, ever.
Pumpkin spice shaving foam
Is there a pumpkin spice product out today you wish never existed? Let us know in the Comments section below!