This witty satire is a show that must be seen! Esmerelda is a retired actress living off a meagre pension. She is arrested for burying her cat in the front yard, because she has no money for a “proper” cremation. However, after a night in the slammer, she realizes all her problems could be solved: she has three square meals, heat, and free medication! She then commits a series of bizarre crimes – but how far will she go just to stay in jail? Winner of the 2009 Samuel French Canadian Playwriting Competition Show Dates: November 22 – December 2, 2012 Ticket information available online.